Cell Phones Should Be REQUIRED in Cars |
There's been talk about making it illegal to talk on your cellphone while you're driving. The reasons are varied but most have to do with safety - the theory goes that if you're talking on the phone, you'll become distracted and possibly cause a wreck. Hell, I think it should be mandatory that you have a cell phone in your car. Your phone number will be your license plate number. I love this. It's beautiful! Now when some idiot in front of you has the left blinker on for 4 miles you can just dial them up. "HEY IDIOT, are you turning onto the freeway median or WHAT?" Heh heh heh. Some A-hole cuts you off, just punch in their number (and I do mean PUNCH IN, you're PISSED here). "Hey buddy, what's the hurry?" And when you get to the stop light egg 'em on: "Boy all that fancy cutting and racing got you here at the same time it did me, HAW HAW HAW HAW!" Somebody riding your ass? Dart a glance in the rearview mirror, check out the license plate number, and go to town! Heck, if you drive the same road , you may even get some of those people on speed dial. Voice activated phone?? Alrighty then! (c)Corrine Miller, 2002 |
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